The Far Shore - IC Inbox

[redotiertwo]

[The inbox message sounds like it was left by a text-to-voice program...]

sup this is davesprite
leave a message after the unbeeping orange dots
...

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Comments

[redotiertwo]

what the fuck reality tv show is this
cheaters
id ask if you were filming it but from the sound of things shed probably evict you as well
or beat the shit out of you
or both

[kokuyoyo]

If I was expecting it and hadn't had to get Ken out of the room, I would have.

Ken wanted to run up to him in excitement even when Ayumu was punching him. I don't think he noticed what she was doing.

[redotiertwo]

wow
i mean i know hes your paramour and everything but
wow

[kokuyoyo]

[There's a four minute break in responses, because, uninfluenced by anything, Chikusa has no idea how to respond to this.]

It's not as if he could have known why Hakkai appearing and amnesiac would be a bad thing. He's stupid.

[redotiertwo]

[He'll wait. And also note this as a victory.]

well
good luck with that my dude
the oblivious ones are always the hardest

[kokuyoyo]

Shut up.

[Fuck you for being single, Davesprite.]

I take back the cookie offer.

[redotiertwo]

rude
im just giving you some friendly life advice
from an experienced romantic

[kokuyoyo]

Since when are you experienced?

[redotiertwo]

since i remembered my last girlfriend
which was a while ago
didnt end well but that doesnt mean im not experienced

[kokuyoyo]

I want to trade in my romantic adviser for a different one.

[redotiertwo]

sorry no refunds or exchanges
shouldve read the contract when you signed up

[kokuyoyo]

I'm leaving a comment on Yelp about this.

[redotiertwo]

are you sure you want yelp to know you needed to hire a romantic advisor

[kokuyoyo]

I'll use an alias.

[redotiertwo]

but there will still be the bone deep shame of knowing
and knowing people saw you write about it
even under a fake name

[kokuyoyo]

If they can't find out it's me, then I don't have any shame.

[redotiertwo]

what if some kind of rad hackerman exposes you
like maybe
the very person you left a shitty review on

[kokuyoyo]

That's not hacking.

[redotiertwo]

social engineering then
which is like hacking but with people

[kokuyoyo]

That sounds like making things up to me.

[redotiertwo]

in a shocking development
people make up words for things that did not have words for them before
like torture
and assassination

[look he's playing to his audience ok]

[kokuyoyo]

tldr language is a lie

[redotiertwo]

basically
read some arts theorists sometime im pretty sure theres an entire school of thought dedicated to language being a lie

[kokuyoyo]

Always glad to see when academia backs up my bullshit.

[redotiertwo]

theres academia to back up most bullshit if you look hard enough
thats the problem
sometimes academia isnt very academic