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[redotiertwo]

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Comments

[kokuyoyo]

tldr language is a lie

[redotiertwo]

basically
read some arts theorists sometime im pretty sure theres an entire school of thought dedicated to language being a lie

[kokuyoyo]

Always glad to see when academia backs up my bullshit.

[redotiertwo]

theres academia to back up most bullshit if you look hard enough
thats the problem
sometimes academia isnt very academic

[kokuyoyo]

And yet we wouldn't get paid attention to unless we had some scrap of paper saying we could.

[redotiertwo]

you could always order a one hundred percent legitimate scrap of paper off the internet

[kokuyoyo]

But I'm cheap.

Also we don't have P.O. boxes.

[redotiertwo]

havent you ordered anything to your gods shrine before

[kokuyoyo]

No

[Don't people work at those things...?]

[redotiertwo]

pro tip
do that
more convenient than a po box
and most shrine workers are too holier than thou to take something they know isnt theirs

[kokuyoyo]

You have a lot more faith in random shrine workers than I do.

[redotiertwo]

not everyone has as few morals as you my dude

[kokuyoyo]

[....Yeah okay fair enough]

Still. I'd rather do research first. People can be assholes.

[redotiertwo]

fair
buy some cheap shit off ebay that looks big and heavy and expensive

[kokuyoyo]

big like exercise machine or

[redotiertwo]

nah thats too hard to steal
big like a tabletop vase or some shit
like
theres a certain size where its just going to be more trouble than its worth for them

[kokuyoyo]

Duly noted.