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[redotiertwo]

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[kokuyoyo]

have you heard about hafuri vessels in that inane gossip rag bullshit

[redotiertwo]

nope
hit me with that spray of hot juicy gossip

[no questionable wording here, no sir]

[kokuyoyo]

it's basically stage three shinki
you start out dead
which is the first step
and then you get a name by a god
so you can turn into a yoyo or a chakram or a bird
and hafuri is the final stage
basically
the best a shinki can ever get
bishamon's exemplar kazuma was one apparently and everyone said he had an impressive reputation

its basically



proving the depths of your loyalty
loyal enough to die for someone







i didnt think they meant that part literally

[redotiertwo]

[Yeah, that definitely explains the apology.]

so you leveled up
by finally accepting hakkai as some form of real dad
and also dying because fuck knows we cant have any dramatic levels up without dying

i would say congratulations but
that sounds like a lot of fuckery to go through

[kokuyoyo]

i think it was mainly being impaled by a giant spider so that he wouldn't be that did it
which is
a pain

[Yeah that's sure putting it lightly.]

we talked

[redotiertwo]

i mean typically if you get impaled by a giant spider for someone
it means you are in fact loyal to them to some degree
unless youre just into that i guess

i heard you also talked to certain other people at some point
congratulations on your furry boyfriend and all
only took you some number of months

[kokuyoyo]

yeah that was the problem

[Mainly Chikusa's problem. It's... fine. He got it worked out.]

we kissed on the first date

[redotiertwo]

so basically youd both been holding in your obvious as shit teenage hormones for months
and the expected thing happened
in a shocking fucking development worthy of the latest m night what a tweest title

[kokuyoyo]

listen
he didn't even know it was a date for two hours

[redotiertwo]

yeah that sure sounds like the dude you described to me
did he think you were taking him for a walk

[kokuyoyo]

he thought i was still trying to cheer him up
from losing another god we'd shared

[redotiertwo]

wait didnt that happen ages ago
unless that kid you norad to disappeared too
i feel like you and him and your combined hormones noraing to a kid was kind of a bad idea by the way

[kokuyoyo]

no she's here
but this was a little while ago too
and he thought i was still doing it
i guess

and what's bad

and now the talk gets nsfw because of course it does

[redotiertwo]

gods can sense strong feelings
youre a hormonal fucking disaster of a teenager
and from what ive heard shes like six years old
what the fuck is going to happen if you pair ever decide to do the dirty
thats kinda fucked up dude

of course it does

[kokuyoyo]

[It takes a couple minutes for Chikusa to respond to that.]

oh right
i forgot there are kids like that

[redotiertwo]

you mean kids that arent wildly fucked up
because those are the majority im sorry to say

[kokuyoyo]

yeah those
anyway
i'll remember it i guess





so we can go back to talking like before right

[He just has to make sure.]

[redotiertwo]

did you not read my beautiful letter
did i waste all that time for nothing

[kokuyoyo]

i want to make sure
its not like i've done this before
and
i'm pretty sure i like you

[redotiertwo]

are you sure you dont want to add some sparkles to that confession
maybe a pink filter
bubbles and flowers

[kokuyoyo]

[It takes around half an hour before a text comes back.]

[redotiertwo]

good
solid b+ effort there
next time soften the lighting and add flowers to the background

[kokuyoyo]

too much effort
im' tired
so i guess i'll talk to you later now that things are okay

[redotiertwo]

sure dude
go recover from this great expenditure of emotional energy