[That at least makes the whole thing slightly more understandable, though Davesprite's expression doesn't get any less deadpan than usual at the explanation.]

While that does indeed sound like some capital dickitude, have you considered that, for one, it's Hakkai and he seems kind of shit at this whole "making healthy life choices" thing, and for two, speed dating almost never works. Especially if it's really fucking obvious it's grudge speed dating.