[Sure, he can roll with this. Davesprite switches over to video, though it also means he has to switch over to his phone rather than dictating to his shades. He's barely visible as lying in the fork of a tree somewhere on the Far Shore, looking a little bit ruffled but otherwise as normal.]

So, do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you whatever god you happen to worship.